Note to self ...

Posted by Cody Musser at 11:48 PM

Originally posted on 01/26/2006 at 1up.com

Marble Blast Ultra, the latest Xbox Live Arcade Game, is not a safe game. It's not safe for controllers, family members, myself, my bed, my wall, or anything else within my reach. Marble Blast Ultra is damn right dangerous. It's hurting my head, and my hands, and I'm 100% sure that it has gotten me a ticket to hell. Mostly becuase of the choice phrases it inspires. Such as ...

FUCK, FUCK, MARY MOTHERFUCKING THERESA FUCK!!!
GOD! ASSFUCK!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ???
JESUSFUCKING CHRIST OF BULLSHITVILLE!!!
FUCKING BUMPERS ON ICE FAGGOTASS! FUCK, FUCK !!

This is what Marble Blast Ultra does to you. Stay away from Marble Blast Ultra. Kill hookers, smoke crack, rape your pets; but don't play Marble Blast Ultra.

Side-Note: The multiplayer however is extremely safe and a great way to pass time.

This is Marble Blast Ultra. You've been warned.

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